Random guy talking to his girlfriend: The day I stop loving you is the day Spongebob gets his license.
Me: *mutters to self* Well in that one episode, Spongebob does extra credit and gets it….so good luck with that…..
I hope you know how much you mean to me because it hurts to say it now. Don’t expect me to say it again anytime soon because it’s impossible to even think now. </3